{"id":381,"date":"2013-09-02T16:32:26","date_gmt":"2013-09-02T16:32:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/?p=381"},"modified":"2013-09-03T12:02:21","modified_gmt":"2013-09-03T12:02:21","slug":"povesti-din-strania-lume-a-dating-ului-5-id-uri-colectia-de-toamna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/2013\/09\/02\/povesti-din-strania-lume-a-dating-ului-5-id-uri-colectia-de-toamna\/","title":{"rendered":"Pove\u0219ti din strania lume a dating-ului &#8211; 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Blogul meu aluneca din nou spre lucruri de tragism mioritic \u0219i, de\u0219i n-am a\u0219a motive de \u021bop\u0103it, n-am nici motive s\u0103 m\u0103 jelesc. Deh, asta dac\u0103 nu lu\u0103m \u00een considera\u021bie faptul c\u0103 am p\u0103\u0219it \u00een septembrie \u0219i toat\u0103 lumea a tapetat Facebook-ul cu poze frumoase cu frunze moarte, ploi melancolice, cu melodii de jale. \u00cen rest, toate sunt bune, deci v\u0103 rog, f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eencuraj\u0103ri!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_382\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-382\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/nelutuiubaretul.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-382\" alt=\"Nelu Iubaretul\" src=\"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/nelutuiubaretul-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/nelutuiubaretul-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/nelutuiubaretul-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/nelutuiubaretul.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-382\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Eternul Nelu, Eterna Iubire<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>O prieten\u0103 de pe Senti mi-a dat o m\u00e2n\u0103 de ajutor (\u0219i un imbold) \u00een continuarea seriei despre ID-uri, cu c\u00e2teva de care s-a \u00eempiedicat \u00een peregrin\u0103rile ei virtuale.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>castravetet\u00e2n\u0103r<\/strong> \u2013 o sugestie subtil\u0103 a unui t\u00e2n\u0103r despre principala lui calitate. Nu sunt convins c\u0103 e o idee de marketing de succes s\u0103 spui tuturor c\u0103 po\u021bi fi u\u0219or \u00eenlocuit printr-un drum la pia\u021ba agricol\u0103 din localitate. (de ce ar trece cineva prin eforturile unei rela\u021bii c\u00e2nd cu 2 lei poate achizi\u021biona 1 kg de asemenea indivizi?!)<\/li>\n<li><strong>facmamaligu\u021b\u0103bun\u0103<\/strong> \u2013 iar\u0103\u0219i se recurge la sublinierea motivului principal de eligibilitate. Deci, dac\u0103 ave\u021bi probleme cu g\u0103titul m\u0103m\u0103ligii, acesta e b\u0103rbatul pentru dumneavoastr\u0103 (\u0219i, dac\u0103 la v\u00e2rsta adult\u0103 mai ave\u021bi probleme cu o asemenea m\u00e2ncare simpl\u0103, probabil \u00eel merita\u021bi).<\/li>\n<li><strong>m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103cufasole<\/strong> \u2013 tot din domeniul culinar. Nu precizeaz\u0103 dac\u0103 caut\u0103 pe cineva expert \u00een asemenea bucate sau \u00ee\u0219i ofer\u0103 serviciile (sau testeaz\u0103 ciud\u0103\u021benia vizitatoarelor).<\/li>\n<li><strong>mumia_egiptean\u0103<\/strong> \u2013 a nu fi confundat\u0103 cu cea amerindian\u0103 (calitate superioar\u0103, cu manopera scump\u0103). \u00cei mul\u021bumea lui manamour, o versiune b\u0103rb\u0103teasc\u0103 de amor.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Not\u0103: <em>\u00cei mul\u021bumesc Mariei pentru aceste descoperiri<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>georgematuru<\/strong> \u2013 nimeni nu l-ar fi luat de pu\u0219tan dar el se simte t\u00e2n\u0103r, prea t\u00e2n\u0103r \u0219i are nevoie de validare<\/li>\n<li><strong>exotica_nr_1<\/strong> \u2013 dac\u0103 v\u0103 plac exoticele, aceasta este de voi. Nu pentru c\u0103 este num\u0103rul 1, ci pentru c\u0103 nu este num\u0103rul 2<\/li>\n<li><strong>XY2006<\/strong> \u2013 ne impresioneaz\u0103 cu cuno\u0219tin\u021bele lui de biologie \u0219i totodat\u0103 ne asigur\u0103 c\u0103 to\u021bi cromozomii sunt la locul lor (din 2006 \u00eencoace).<\/li>\n<li><strong>XY_giorgiana<\/strong> \u2013 de\u0219i aparent femeie, autoarea ne sugereaz\u0103 faptul c\u0103 a avut o schimbare de sex. Bine te-am g\u0103sit Giorgio!<\/li>\n<li><strong>intuitiefeminina2008<\/strong> \u2013 \u0219i aici asist\u0103m la un sex schimbat pentru c\u0103 posesorul acestui ID este clar un b\u0103rbat sublimat \u2013 probabil \u2013 prin intui\u021bie.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Ucky_harm<\/strong> \u2013 acesta este un ID nostim \u0219i iste\u021b. \u201eIcky\u201d (\u00een forma aceasta \u201eucky\u201d) \u00eenseamn\u0103 sc\u00e2rbos iar \u201eharm\u201d este r\u0103nire. Mult mai original dec\u00e2t \u201elucky-charm\u201d.<\/li>\n<li><strong>chobra<\/strong> \u2013 \u00een sine n-ar fi mare scofal\u0103, doar o cobra ortografiat\u0103 gre\u0219it dar poza ne duce cu g\u00e2ndul la nemuritoarea Mobra<\/li>\n<li><strong>king31<\/strong> \u2013 iara\u0219i, nimic deosebit cu acest ID dar el insist\u0103 s\u0103 ne spun\u0103 de ce e king si de ce 31. Posteaz\u0103 o poz\u0103 cu el \u00een piscina, expun\u00e2nd ditamai erectia. Os domnesc, ce mai!<\/li>\n<li><strong>eu_eu_eu_eu<\/strong> \u2013 o tinerica expunand moto-ul generatiei ei unde tot universul se refer\u0103 la ea_ea_ea_ea. Asta sau e b\u00e2lb\u00e2it\u0103<\/li>\n<li><strong>scumpylicious<\/strong> \u2013 o \u021biganc\u0103 blonzit\u0103 care nu e nici Scumpy \u0219i \u2013 mai ales &#8211; nici Licious<\/li>\n<li><strong>basicamadalina<\/strong> \u2013 M\u0103 tot \u00eentreb dac\u0103 dorea s\u0103 spun\u0103 c\u0103 e o M\u0103d\u0103lina simpl\u0103 sau n-a \u0219tiut s\u0103 scrie cu caractere rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti, acel \u201c\u0219\u201d schimb\u0103tor de sensuri.<\/li>\n<li><strong>nutinuti1<\/strong> \u2013 \u00cemi aminte\u0219te de celebra academician\u0103 (Academia Ca\u021bavencu): Nu\u021bi Spaima Constitu\u021bii<\/li>\n<li><strong>husqvarna<\/strong> \u2013 \u00eenc\u0103 un exemplu de c\u00e2t de insiduoas\u0103 poate fi reclama.Un b\u0103rbat care taie da\u2019 tre\u2019 s\u0103-i pui benzin\u0103.<\/li>\n<li><strong>camatara<\/strong> \u2013 o femeie oarecum \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, pozat\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba unei case de amanet cu gratii la geam, insist\u0103 s\u0103 explice filmul \u00een detaliu, pentru a nu pierde nici un prost sau interesat.<\/li>\n<li><strong>printsicersetor<\/strong> \u2013 \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 confuzeze pi\u021bipoancele \u0219i romanticele. C\u00e2nd \u00eel vor, c\u00e2nd nu-l vor, hai intr\u0103, hai ie\u0219i, haimana, \u0219i tot a\u0219a p\u00e2n\u0103 la eliberare.<\/li>\n<li><strong>uratelsitampitel<\/strong> \u2013 prin contrast cu persoana anterioar\u0103, e cinstit \u0219i direct. Trebuie s\u0103-l iube\u0219ti pentru onestitate. \u0218i pentru c\u0103 va mo\u0219teni P\u0103m\u00e2ntul.<\/li>\n<li><strong>boringman<\/strong> \u2013 tot un individ cinstit care nu se sfie\u0219te s\u0103 ne spun\u0103 c\u0103 e plictisitor. I-a spus-o fosta, i-au spus-o vecinii \u0219i prietenii, i-a spus-o si mama lui. Numai pentru cele care au avut parte de o via\u021b\u0103 prea aventuroas\u0103. Daca bored_man (alt ID) ar fi decis s\u0103 devin\u0103 bored_woman (printr-una din acele schimb\u0103ri de sex), nu numai \u0219i-ar fi rezolvat problema plictiselii dar \u0219i-ar fi g\u0103sit jum\u0103tatea perfect\u0103.<\/li>\n<li><strong>salata81<\/strong> \u2013 tot un ID de confuzie sau, dac\u0103 e adev\u0103rat, rotunjimile chipului arat\u0103 c\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 mai mult\u0103 salat\u0103 dec\u00e2t o vac\u0103 scapat\u0103 \u00een lan.<\/li>\n<li><strong>ingersidemon1912<\/strong> \u2013 nimeni nu \u00een\u021belege mai bine dec\u00e2t o fac eu ruperea asta dintre extreme dar de ce 1912. O fi vorba de Titanic?!<\/li>\n<li><strong>mai_simplu<\/strong> \u2013 noi, rom\u00e2nii, suntem competitivi. Existau at\u00e2\u021bia simpli \u00eenc\u00e2t acest b\u0103rbat a sim\u021bit nevoia s\u0103 ias\u0103 din plutonul lor. Pu\u021bin \u0219tia el c\u0103 va fi dep\u0103\u0219it cur\u00e2nd de mult_mai_simplu.<\/li>\n<li><strong>nimeni_altu<\/strong> \u2013 dup\u0103 ce prive\u0219ti poza \u00eencepi s\u0103-l cau\u021bi pe oricine_altu<\/li>\n<li><strong>divortat_de_13_ori<\/strong> \u2013 at\u00e2t de t\u00e2n\u0103r \u0219i at\u00e2t de divor\u021bat. Cine dore\u0219te s\u0103 devin\u0103 num\u0103rul 14?! Se \u0219tie c\u0103 a 14a oar\u0103 e cu noroc.<\/li>\n<li><strong>uniculfrumos<\/strong> \u2013 cu poza a\u0219ezat\u0103 la vertical\u0103 ca s\u0103 ne sucim g\u00e2tul p\u00e2n\u0103 ni se pare unicul frumos<\/li>\n<li><strong>molaru<\/strong> \u2013 p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, tovar\u0103\u0219i, s-a pus prea mult accentul pe din\u021bii (din fa\u021b\u0103) \u0219i pe incisivi. A sosit timpul de a da aten\u021bie \u0219i molarilor!<\/li>\n<li><strong>love_goddess<\/strong> \u2013 dap, zei\u021ba iubitorilor de supraponderali<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Favoritele mele sunt ID-urile care mizeaz\u0103 pe simplu, pe eficient, o descriere sumar\u0103 \u0219i cu impact, cum ar fi: <strong>normala<\/strong>, <strong>madman (<\/strong>daca te ui\u021bi \u00een ochii lui \u00a0\u00ee\u021bi dai seama c\u0103 nu se refer\u0103 la Mad Men), <strong>magicianca<\/strong>, <strong>piciorus<\/strong>, <strong>sequoia<\/strong> (iar\u0103\u0219i o referin\u021b\u0103 falic\u0103), <strong>mignona<\/strong>, <strong>eterna<\/strong>, <strong>nemernicul<\/strong> (nu ne ascundem dup\u0103 degete, spunem \u0219i facem)<\/p>\n<p>Avem \u0219i ID-uri care sporesc misterul:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Sergiulinaspiri<\/strong> \u2013 nu voi \u0219ti niciodat\u0103 dac\u0103 e Sergiulina Spirituala sau dac\u0103 o admir pe Sergiulina Aspirina (forma contras\u0103).<\/li>\n<li><strong>Poate_ea<\/strong> \u2013 sau poate c\u0103 nu. Ca \u00eentr-un thriller, suspansul cre\u0219te \u0219i cre\u0219te \u0219i apoi, brusc, \u00een momentul culminant, trebuie s\u0103 mergi la baie.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Pisicuta_mea<\/strong> \u2013 am privit intens pozele, c\u0103ut\u00e2ndu-i pisicu\u021ba, dar era mai greu dec\u00e2t un joc de \u201cFinding Waldo\u201d. Nu era frumoas\u0103 dar, \u0219ti\u021bi cum e: Ai v\u0103zut o pisicu\u021b\u0103&#8230;&#8230;. vrei s\u0103 le vezi pe toate!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Dup\u0103 cum se \u0219tie, femeile sunt sensibile, ginga\u0219e, romantice a\u0219a c\u0103 apreciem (cu stupoare) aceste ID-uri \u0219i ne \u00eentreb\u0103m care e strategia de cucerire care st\u0103 la baza lor: <strong>inima_de_gheata01<\/strong>, <strong>siberia<\/strong> (chiar \u0219i nostalgicii comuni\u0219ti se vor \u021bine departe de zonele erogene ale Siberiei), <strong>cattiva<\/strong> (tic\u0103loas\u0103 dar numai pentru italieni; cu rom\u00e2nii ne \u00een\u0219tiin\u021beaz\u0103 c\u0103 nu comunic\u0103); <strong>acra_si_acida<\/strong> (nefermentat\u0103? vreo leg\u0103tur\u0103 de rudenie cu <strong>fluxsireflux<\/strong>?!)<\/p>\n<p>Pentru echilibru, b\u0103rba\u021bii atac\u0103 prin dragoste \u0219i ging\u0103\u0219ie: <strong>DouaCapsunici<\/strong> al\u0103turi de <strong>Iubitel<\/strong>, proteja\u021bi de <strong>Tchiumegue<\/strong> si de <strong>CristiRechinu<\/strong> (de\u0219i <strong>Iubi\u021bel<\/strong> are o mecl\u0103 de m\u0103celar, e totu\u0219i un suflet sensibil). Dac\u0103 nevoia de dragoste se \u00eengroa\u0219\u0103, \u00eel pot chema oric\u00e2nd pe <strong>Robocop5<\/strong> sau pe <strong>MoneyisPower.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Am fost ad\u00e2nc tulburat de chipul lui <strong>SansaNoastra<\/strong> \u2013 dac\u0103 a\u0219a arat\u0103 \u0219ansa noastra, atunci suntem pierdu\u021bi. De asemeni, negativismul lui <strong>NoHope4U<\/strong> m-a lovit \u00een aspira\u021biile mele.<\/p>\n<p>Ultimul dar nu cel din urm\u0103, <strong>NeluIub\u0103re\u021bul<\/strong>, cel prezentat \u00een poz\u0103, avertizeaz\u0103 doamnele \u201c<em>o noapte f\u0103r\u0103 un s\u0103rut \u0219i pu\u021bin\u0103 dragoste e o noapte pierdut\u0103<\/em>\u201d. Deci, doamnelor, dac\u0103 sunte\u021bi interesate \u00eentr-un preludiu ca \u0219i inexistent \u0219i \u00eentr-un \u201c<em>num\u0103r<\/em>\u201d de 2-3 minute, el e omul vostru!<\/p>\n<h3>VA URMA<\/h3>\n<p>Din num\u0103rul urm\u0103tor:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Explica\u021bii despre doamna <strong>FluxSiReflux<\/strong> \u2013 la v\u00e2rsta ei e normal s\u0103 ai probleme de aciditate<\/li>\n<li>Pove\u0219ti fantastice cu <strong>CostySuperman<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Articol de aventur\u0103 \u0219i v\u00e2n\u0103toare cu <strong>Zimbrul<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Zguduitoarea istorie a lui <strong>Sklav4w<\/strong> \u2013 sclav pt femei?<\/li>\n<li>Poveste horror despre unirea dintre <strong>Secret666 \u00a0<\/strong>\u0219i <strong>atractiv77_web<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>[subscribe2]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blogul meu aluneca din nou spre lucruri de tragism mioritic \u0219i, de\u0219i n-am a\u0219a motive de \u021bop\u0103it, n-am nici motive s\u0103 m\u0103 jelesc. Deh, asta dac\u0103 nu lu\u0103m \u00een considera\u021bie faptul c\u0103 am p\u0103\u0219it \u00een septembrie \u0219i toat\u0103 lumea a tapetat Facebook-ul cu poze frumoase cu frunze moarte, ploi melancolice, cu melodii de jale. \u00cen<span class=\"excerpt-ellipsis\">&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/2013\/09\/02\/povesti-din-strania-lume-a-dating-ului-5-id-uri-colectia-de-toamna\/\" itemprop=\"url\">Continue Reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[153,281],"class_list":["post-381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating","tag-id-uri","tag-sentimente"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=381"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":388,"href":"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381\/revisions\/388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}