{"id":421,"date":"2013-10-01T17:24:19","date_gmt":"2013-10-01T17:24:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/?p=421"},"modified":"2020-07-03T21:30:18","modified_gmt":"2020-07-03T21:30:18","slug":"vacanta-de-iarna-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.2link.ca\/newblog\/2013\/10\/01\/vacanta-de-iarna-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Vacan\u021ba de iarn\u0103 – 3"},"content":{"rendered":"

Evenimentul principal, cel care m-a apropiat extrem de mult de moarte, de\u0219i la vremea respectiv\u0103 nu realizasem aceasta, s-a petrecut c\u00e2teva zile mai t\u00e2rziu… sau poate noaptea urm\u0103toare sosirii. \u00cen acele \u00a0condi\u021bii, timpul \u00ee\u0219i pierdea semnifica\u021bia: la 17 ani zilele, lunile sau chiar anii nu au mult\u0103 semnifica\u021bie. La fel e \u0219i la 70-80 (mi s-a spus)<\/p>\n

\u00centr-una din camere se \u00eencinsese o partid\u0103 de poker. Cum jocurile de noroc, cele pe bani (\u0219i nu se juca pe chibrite), erau interzise, u\u0219a la camer\u0103 fusese \u00eenchis\u0103, cei care doreau s\u0103 intre fiind sili\u021bi s\u0103 se identifice \u0219i s\u0103 se jure pe ro\u0219u c\u0103 nu-s securi\u0219ti.Eu nu jucam \u2013 st\u0103team pe tu\u0219\u0103, priveam, \u00eenv\u0103\u021bam \u0219i ca s\u0103 fixez bine \u00een minte ce \u00eenv\u0103\u021bam beam ni\u0219te vodc\u0103. Era cam 10-10:30 pm. Brusc s-au auzit ni\u0219te izbituri \u00een u\u0219\u0103. Erau tari, puternice, dar putea foarte bine fi o glum\u0103 de prost gust. Agresorului i s-a r\u0103spuns pe m\u0103sur\u0103: \u201cNu mai bate a\u0219a<\/em>! Du-te-n pu\u0219ca mea<\/em>. Care e\u0219ti? Stai, ou\u0103i, boule, s\u0103 g\u0103sim cheia<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n

B\u0103t\u0103ile n-au \u00eencetat ba chiar s-au \u00eente\u021bit. Cererii politicoase de identificare: \u201cOu\u0103i, cretinule, care e\u0219ti<\/em>?\u201d, nu i se r\u0103spundea. Dup\u0103 30 de secunde de bubuituri, o voce a r\u0103sunat, amplificat\u0103 de holul gol \u0219i mare al vilei. \u00cen locul unui r\u0103spuns lini\u0219titor, a venit: \u201cDa\u021bi drumul, \u2018tu-v\u0103 muma<\/em> <undeva, nu spui unde c\u0103-i ru\u0219ine \u0219i nenatural> c\u0103 v\u0103 iau beregata. Deschide\u021bi, c\u0103 v\u0103 omor<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n

Am \u00eenghe\u021bat. To\u021bi. Ne-am privit speria\u021bi – \u0219i acum am o senza\u021bie de panic\u0103 absurd c\u00e2nd se bate prea tare \u00een u\u0219\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u201cCe facem<\/em>?!\u201d<\/p>\n

Cineva a propus s\u0103 deschidem u\u0219a \u0219i s\u0103 lupt\u0103m. Fiind genul decis s\u0103 mor pe c\u00e2mpul de lupt\u0103 \u2013 a\u0219a mi se pare onorabil \u2013 am prins s\u0103 m\u0103 uit dup\u0103 arme. Majoritatea au rejectat aceast\u0103 op\u021biune. Am privit u\u0219a de la intrare, din tocul c\u0103reia fiecare nou\u0103 lovitur\u0103 desprindea buca\u021bi de tencuial\u0103, \u0219i am realizat c\u0103 se deschidea spre exterior. Orice \u0219ans\u0103 de a sparge yala era deci exclus\u0103 dar, ciudat, asta nu ne d\u0103dea siguran\u021b\u0103 \u0219i pace.<\/p>\n

U\u0219a de la intrare d\u0103dea \u00eentr-un holisor, care se deschidea spre sala de baie \u0219i apoi spre camer\u0103. Cineva a propus s\u0103 bloc\u0103m a doua u\u0219\u0103, cea spre camer\u0103, cu un dulap. Zis \u0219i f\u0103cut. Tocmai la timp – atacatorul anonim pusese m\u00e2na pe un set de chei \u0219i a reu\u0219it s\u0103 s\u0103 deschid\u0103 prima u\u0219\u0103. Blestem\u00e2nd \u0219i continu\u00e2nd s\u0103 ne amenin\u021be cu moartea, a \u00eenceput s\u0103 se izbeasc\u0103 \u00een a doua u\u0219\u0103 dar dulapul \u0219i puterea noastr\u0103 l-au impiedicat s-o deschid\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u201cDa\u2019 nu ie\u0219i\u021bi voi<\/em>? V\u0103 a\u0219tept pe hol \u0219i care apare, l-am \u0219i ucis<\/em>!\u201d<\/p>\n

Ne uitam unii la al\u021bii, galbeni la fa\u021b\u0103, realiz\u00e2nd gravitatea situa\u021biei. Am fi putut rezista p\u00e2n\u0103 la zi. Apoi \u00eens\u0103?! Nu, nu, situa\u021bia trebuia rezolvat\u0103 pe loc. Suntem b\u0103rba\u021bi (\u00eenc\u0103 nu se descoperiser\u0103 cele 57 de genuri) – a\u0219teptarea nu era punctul nostru forte; sim\u021beam nevoia de a ac\u021biona. Trebuia s\u0103 chem\u0103m Mili\u021bia \u2013 da, ne puneam toate speran\u021bele \u00een for\u021bele de dezordine ale patriei de\u0219i, \u00een zilele anterioare, \u00eent\u00e2lnisem aceste for\u021be adesea \u0219i to\u021bi reprezentan\u021bii For\u021bei erau intoxica\u021bi cu alcool. Z\u0103 Fors be wiz yu!<\/p>\n

\u201c\u0218tiu ce trebuie s\u0103 facem: leg\u0103m cearceafuri de pe pat \u0219i d\u0103m drumul cu ele pe fereastr\u0103 cuiva, care se duce \u0219i anun\u021b\u0103 Mili\u021bia<\/em>\u201d.<\/p>\n

Andi Dumitrescu fusese cel care vorbise. Da, alt Andi care-mi uzurpase numele de\u0219i al lui venea de la kilometricul Alexandru iar la mine provenea de la simplul Andrei. Eu trebuia s\u0103 m\u0103 mul\u021bumesc cu umilul \u201cVali\u0219u\u201d.<\/p>\n

Oh, \u0219tiu ce simplu ar fi acum: celulare, internet, sms, telefon \u00een orice camer\u0103. Atunci \u00eens\u0103 tr\u0103iam \u00eentr-o epoc\u0103 low-tech. Nu mergeam pe jos 6 kilometri p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u0219coal\u0103, \u00eenfrunt\u00e2nd lupii, cum f\u0103ceau copiii nord-coreeni din Copiii din Valea Tigrului, dar tot low-tech eram \u0219i noi. Uneori, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la acele timpuri, mi se n\u0103r\u0103ze\u0219te c-a\u0219 fi v\u00e2nat \u0219i mamu\u021bi \u0219i saber-tooth. Sau poate c\u0103 erau doar porci domestici\u021bi \u0219i javre abandonate.<\/p>\n

\u00censo\u021bi\u021bi de \u00eenjur\u0103turile de pe hol, am prins a lega cerceafuri de pat. Am legat 3 \u0219i lungimea lor a fost socotit\u0103 suficient\u0103 de Andi. Ne-am proptit bine \u00een picioare, am \u00een\u0219f\u0103cat bine de cearceafuri \u0219i eroul nostru improvizat s-a suit pe pervaz. Andi era un tip logic, calculat \u0219i vederea celor 2 etaje + parter + mezanin i-au dat de g\u00e2ndit.<\/p>\n

\u201cAh, nu, nu pot \u2013 e prea periculos”, <\/em>a spus el privind spa\u021biul p\u00e2n\u0103 la sol.<\/p>\n

Acolo \u00eens\u0103 unde Andi cel Chibzuit e\u0219uase, un Vali\u0219u putea reu\u0219i. Era \u0219ansa mea. Marea oportunitate de a muri la v\u00e2rst\u0103 fraged\u0103 f\u0103c\u00e2nd ceva eroic (a murit f\u0103c\u00e2nd ceea ce-i pl\u0103cea<\/em>). R\u00e2de\u021bi voi, dar epoca modern\u0103, cu at\u00e2ta grij\u0103 pentru siguran\u021b\u0103, a ucis eroul care d\u0103dea sare \u0219i piper unor filme cum e Die Hard.<\/p>\n

M-am \u00eembr\u0103cat, mi-am pus m\u0103nu\u0219ile de piele \u2013 anticip\u00e2nd fric\u021biune – \u0219i am \u00eenc\u0103lecat pervazul. Cei patru care \u021bineau str\u00e2ns de cearceaf, consumau \u2013 prin str\u00e2ngerea lor \u2013 aproape un cearceaf \u00eentreg. Primul nod era chiar dup\u0103 pervaz. Am trecut o m\u00e2n\u0103 sub nod, a doua \u0219i… ZOOM (nu aplica\u021bia cu video-chat) am alunecat ca un bolovan.<\/p>\n

\u00centotdeauna mi-am dorit s\u0103 povestesc aceast\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mplare unei s\u0103li pline de oameni pentru c\u0103 sunt convins c\u0103 acolo ar fi un inocent care ar \u00eent\u00e2mpina pauza mea teatral\u0103 cu: \u201c\u0218i? \u0218i? Ai supravie\u021buit?<\/em>\u201d. Mi-ar place s\u0103-l p\u0103c\u0103lesc, fie \u0219i pentru o clip\u0103: \u201cNU, atunci a fost clipa \u00een care am murit<\/em>\u201d.<\/p>\n

Prietenii care \u021bineau funia improvizat\u0103, sim\u021bind subita ei u\u0219urare, i-au dat drumul \u0219i \u0219i-au acoperit ochii. A\u0219a mi-au povestit ei c-au f\u0103cut. Erau convin\u0219i ca sunt martorii unui accident fatal. Momentul de \u0219oc a durat doar c\u00e2teva clipe pentru c\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103, le-am descre\u021bit chipurile cu un potop de \u00eenjur\u0103turi. De\u0219i c\u0103zusem vreo 10-12 m, direct pe potecu\u021ba de beton care \u00eenconjura cl\u0103direa, singurul loc proasp\u0103t dez\u0103pezit (cineva anticipase c\u0103 voi c\u0103dea acolo \u0219i s-a g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 locul curat), deci \u00een ciuda acestei situa\u021bii, eram aproape okay. C\u0103zusem dezechilibrat, cumva pe lateral \u0219i energia kinetic\u0103 se disipase \u00een cele 2-3 tumbe pe care le f\u0103cusem. O glezn\u0103 \u00eemi era u\u0219or scr\u00e2ntit\u0103 dar piciorul era \u00eenc\u0103 func\u021bional. \u0218chiop\u0103t\u00e2nd, \u00eenjur\u00e2nd la fiecare pas ca un c\u0103lug\u0103r p\u0103r\u0103sit de amant\u0103, m-am \u00eendreptat spre sediul Mili\u021biei. Nu era departe, dar \u00eentre mine \u0219i el era o ap\u0103.\u00a0

VA URMA<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n

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Evenimentul principal, cel care m-a apropiat extrem de mult de moarte, de\u0219i la vremea respectiv\u0103 nu realizasem aceasta, s-a petrecut c\u00e2teva zile mai t\u00e2rziu… sau poate noaptea urm\u0103toare sosirii. \u00cen acele \u00a0condi\u021bii, timpul \u00ee\u0219i pierdea semnifica\u021bia: la 17 ani zilele, lunile sau chiar anii nu au mult\u0103 semnifica\u021bie. La fel e \u0219i la 70-80 (mi…<\/span><\/p>\n

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